What Mom's Really WantFor Mother's Day...
To be able to eat a whole candy bar by herself, and drink a glass of Diet Coke without any "floaties".
To have my 14-year-old answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
A shower, without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi'ya, Mom" just as I put razor to my ankle.
A full-time cleaning person, who looks like Brad Pitt.
For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!
A grocery store that doesn't have candy, gum, or cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.
To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
To be able to sit down on a plane with my toddlers and not have some pencil-neck-yuppie moan, "Ohhh, nooo! Why me?"
Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison!!

I hope all of you Mom's have a Great Mother's Day!!